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Math problems are the only time two trains can be speeding towards each other, and no one is concerned.

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College students in 8:00am classes are probably the closest thing to zombies that the world will ever have.

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There are much more productive things that you could be doing right now.

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Gingers are on the brink of extinction, try to take one home as a pet in order to save it from the horrors of the wild.

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Dolphins are so smart that upon being taken captive, they can train humans to throw them fish!

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Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in the jeans.

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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.

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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Chemists do it on the table, periodically.

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Violence is not the answer, unless the question is, "what rhymes with silence and starts with a V?"